Pussy Cola by Lana Del Rey

The headline lyric of Lana Del Rey’s new single, Cola, states “My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola.” We heard it and thought it was bizarre, trashy and the perfect example of the increasingly vapid pop trend towards a ridiculous lack of substance. So we decided to poke some fun at it to prove a point.
We created Pussy Cola, a new soft drink with an anatomically correct logo. The video commercial for Pussy Cola, complete with consumer testimonial and sultry Lana product placement, garnered over 17,000 views on YouTube. Users could visit PussyCola.com to download printable labels for their 2 liters and 20-oz. bottles to make the transition from Pepsi to Pussy.

UPDATE: Enough time has passed that we feel comfortable re-uploading the original video. Here it is.

The Phoenix New Times wrote a wonderful summary of the shenanigans – read about it here. It includes the most effective use of the term “coochie juice.”

As it turns out, Pepsi doesn’t take too lightly to vagina jokes. They forced all content to be shut down and threatened legal action.

We thought about calling a lawyer. Instead, we ate pizza off of the cease and desist. We’ve included a picture below for reference.

We’re not giving up. We’re choosing our battles. Four young dudes in child’s tiger masks scared one of the largest corporations with a vagina joke.

We will keep doing these projects, and they will get bigger and better as we go.

In other words, don’t worry about us. We aren’t about to blow our load for this one.